Dress for the job you want, not the one you have
I hear the Art Basel Miami Beach art fair is one hell of a party. While I’m not yet technically invited I’ve been dressing for the job I want, practicing being an exhibiting artist who gets attends all the super cool parties with loads of celebrities. The internet cannot parse desire. When we talk about what we want, Google gives it to us now. More about Gretchen Andrew’s search engine art practice.

Art Basel Miami Beach Practice Party Performance Vol 1. No 2.
Date: March 2019
Location: Gretchen’s Art Studio, Downtown Los Angeles
Costar(s): Sasha, pet nats, teddy bears, heels, pleather, play lists, purses

Art Basel Miami Beach Practice Party Performance Vol 1. No 2.
Date: December 2019
Location: Motley Los Angeles, Arts District Los Angeles
Costar(s): Lindsay, Josh, Ivy, Ashley, Rob, Thom, Michael, Chris, The Re$erv0s etc.

Art Basel Miami Beach Practice Party Performance Vol 1. No 3.
Date: March 2020
Location: Miami Beach, Nobu Hotel, Joe’s Crabs, and others
Costar(s): Jasmine, Jung, Becky, stone crab, beaches, mezcal, sushi
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I want to be at Art Basel Miami Beach because…
Art Basel Miami is Thursday, December 5, the sister fair of the original Art Basel, North America’s most attended art fair, an annual art show held at Miami Beach, first staged in 2002, is also cutting two sectors that have been around for years, about a lot more than the fair, about Miami and Miami Beach and Florida more broadly, the epicenter of a series of contemporary art events, nearly three months away, coming near, Dec. 4-7, 2014 at the Miami Beach Convention Center, one of the most important art shows in the United States, a cultural and social highlight for the Americas, in for a feast, is back, coming to the Miami Beach Convention Center, one of the most important art fairs in the United States, a vital source for art lovers worldwide, where people come to shop for trophies and to discover the latest trends in contemporary art, helping artists, divided into several sections, held every December, drawing collectors, curators and enthusiasts, the perfect international platform to showcase our global program to a wider audience, breathtaking, clearly the best art fair on the American continent, he favorite annual meeting place for the international art world, which draws A-List celebrities, and cultural icons, without a doubt one of the premier events in the world art scene, a Hot Event, expected to be a departure from its typically breezy tone, regularly participated, the world’s sexiest art event, itself a reflection of the city, at the epicenter of the art world, in the jazzy newly renovated $620 million Miami Beach Convention Center, taking place this week outside of the Sagamore Hotel in Miami, the core and the tip of a comprehensive visual iceberg that is impossible to grasp in seven days, quieter, smaller affair, one of the best times for bargain hunters to find not only affordable artwork, now open to the public, sleek, graphic and uncompromising, fascinated by power and capital, known, lauded, and criticized for its manner of spectacle, a mad dash, $60 (less online), an art-fair juggernaut, an intense, thought-provoking experience with art, an art fair.